The 3 Rules
- Don’t get hit by a car.
- Don’t get locked away.
- Don’t panic!!!
*Most people would be surprised how often these are needed in the course of a single day. While they look simple, allow me to expound a little more. “Don’t get hit by a car” can be “Don’t get hit by the ground”, or don’t get hit by any other fast moving objects (e.g., bills, bullets, fists, etc.). “Don’t get locked away” can mean in prison, or in an insane asylum, or inside any other cages whether mental, emotional, or even economic. And, well, DO NOT FUCKING PANIC!!!! Fear makes stupid mistakes, and panic even more, and, yes, this one got yoinked right from Douglas Adams, himself. The others were written by me. With these simple 3 rules, you can take on almost anything. And if what you are taking on is enlightenment, or a hallucinatory experience, then these rules are even more applicable. NOW, that said, rules are meant to be broken. But if you are going to break the rules, break the rules on purpose. Do it intentionally!
